There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Randomize
