Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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