yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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