I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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