He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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