Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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