shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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