She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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