Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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