My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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