Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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