Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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