What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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