better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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