He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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