What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I forget how to act sober
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