Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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