dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
i've created a new STD.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
how drunk are you?
Several
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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