If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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