VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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