dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I love you.
Bad choice
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