and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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