his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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