im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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