just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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