i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
