I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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