so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
