I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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