I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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