I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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