Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
