I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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