So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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