im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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