i just wanna soil my oats bro
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
We have so much sex to catch up on
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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