my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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