He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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