a search helicopter?!
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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