What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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