Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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