and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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