I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Randomize
