I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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