Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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