Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
