even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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