It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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