Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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