I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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